Kermit The Frog Piss Cocktail Recipe

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Alcohol %:20

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Nic Polotnianko

I fell in love with the art of mixology 6 years ago. Since then, I've honed my skills, crafting a myriad of cocktail recipes, and sharing my passion with other enthusiasts.

Last Updated: January 7, 2024


The Kermit The Frog Piss is a playful cocktail with a name that's sure to get a chuckle. It's a modern creation, inspired by the beloved Muppet character, Kermit the Frog. This cocktail is perfect for those who enjoy a blend of sweet and sour flavors, with a touch of whimsy. It's a hit at parties, especially themed ones.

  • Who would like it?
    • Fans of Kermit the Frog
    • Those who enjoy sweet and sour cocktails
    • Anyone looking for a fun, conversation-starting drink

How Kermit The Frog Piss Tastes?

The Kermit The Frog Piss is a delightful blend of sweet and sour. The Midori melon liqueur gives it a sweet, fruity flavor, while the sour mix adds a tangy kick. The vodka provides a strong, smooth base, making this cocktail a well-rounded experience.

Interesting facts about Kermit The Frog Piss

  • The Kermit The Frog Piss gets its vibrant green color from the Midori melon liqueur.
  • Despite its unusual name, it's a surprisingly balanced and enjoyable cocktail.
  • It's a great choice for themed parties or events, thanks to its fun name and eye-catching color.


A few good options for Kermit The Frog Piss are:

  • Grey Goose
  • Belvedere
  • Khor
  • Smirnoff

Learn everything on which Vodka to choose

Midori Melon Liqueur

Midori adds a vibrant green color and sweet, melon flavor to the cocktail. It's crucial for achieving the unique 'Kermit' aesthetic. Too much can overwhelm the drink with sweetness, while too little won't provide the desired melon notes. If you're looking to experiment, try substituting with another fruit liqueur like peach schnapps for a different flavor profile.

Alex Green


This is the kick behind the green—it's a neutral spirit that lets the Midori shine while providing the 'piss' strength. Too much vodka can make the drink too boozy, while too little makes it flimsy. You could replace it with a flavored vodka to complement the melon taste or up the complexity.

Mary Mitkina

Sour Mix

The sour mix balances sweetness with its tartness and adds a citrusy complexity. The sour profile is key to making the drink not cloyingly sweet. If off-balance, you could end up with a sugar bomb. For a twist, you might try fresh lime juice and simple syrup to tweak the sweet-sour ratio more precisely.

Emma Rose

Recipe. How to make Kermit The Frog Piss Drink

  1. Fill a shaker with ice.
  2. Add the Midori melon liqueur, vodka, and sour mix.
  3. Shake well.
  4. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
  5. Serve and enjoy!

Pro Tips

  • For a more visually appealing cocktail, garnish with a slice of lime or a melon ball.
  • Make sure to shake the cocktail well to fully blend the flavors.
  • Chill your cocktail glass beforehand for a colder, more refreshing drink.

Perfect Pairings


  • Crab Cakes: The sweetness of the Midori will complement the richness of the crab.
  • Grilled Shrimp Skewers: The citrus notes in the sour mix enhance the flavors of seafood.
  • Fruit Platters: The fresh fruits mirror the melon notes in the Midori.

Main Courses:

  • Lemon Chicken: A zesty poultry dish will be balanced by the cocktail's sweetness.
  • Sushi Rolls: Particularly those with avocado, as the creamy texture contrasts nicely with the acidity of the cocktail.


  • Lemon Sorbet: The sourness can cut through the sweetness of the drink.
  • Cheesecake: The cocktail's vibrancy can cut through the dessert's richness.

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What you could change in Kermit The Frog Piss

  • Midori Melon Liqueur can be substituted with any other melon-flavored liqueur.
  • Vodka can be replaced with white rum for a slightly sweeter taste.

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And of course - twists🍹

The Muppety Mojito

Ingredients: 1 oz Midori, 1 oz White Rum, 1 oz Fresh Lime Juice, Soda Water, Mint Leaves. Recipe: Muddle mint leaves in a glass. Fill shaker with ice, add Midori, rum, and lime juice; shake well and pour into the glass. Top with soda water. The mojito twist will give a refreshing edge, with mint complementing the melon flavors.

Kermit's Tea Party

Ingredients: 1 oz Midori, 1 oz Citrus Vodka, 1 oz Green Tea, Honey. Recipe: Brew green tea and allow to cool. Shake Midori, vodka, and cooled tea with ice. Strain into a glass, adding honey to taste. This sophisticated twist pairs herbal notes of green tea with the sweetness of honey for a mellower drink.

Fozzie Bear Fizz

Ingredients: 0.5 oz Midori, 0.5 oz Lemon Vodka, 1 oz Sour Mix, Club Soda. Recipe: Fill a shaker with ice, add the Midori, lemon vodka, and sour mix; shake well. Strain into a glass and top with club soda. A citrus fizz will put some 'waka' in your walk, lightening up the drink with a touch of effervescence.

In case you forgot basics how to make Kermit The Frog Piss

Add your ingredients to the shaker first, then ice. Fill it up to ¾ of its capacity to ensure enough space for shaking. Hold the shaker with both hands (one on the top and one on the bottom) and shake vigorously. The shake should come from your shoulders, not your wrists.

Learn everything on how to shake

Place your chosen strainer on top of the shaker or mixing glass, ensuring a secure fit. Pour the cocktail into a glass through the strainer, which will catch solid ingredients and ice. If double straining, hold the fine mesh strainer between the shaker and the glass.

Learn everything on how to strain

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Frequently Asked Questions on Kermit The Frog Piss

What type of glass is best suited for the Kermit The Frog Piss cocktail?

A chilled cocktail glass is typically used to serve the Kermit The Frog Piss cocktail.

Why is the cocktail named 'Kermit The Frog Piss'?

The cocktail is named for its vibrant green color, reminiscent of the famous Muppet character, Kermit the Frog. The name is playful and helps start conversations.

What does Midori Melon Liqueur taste like?

Midori Melon Liqueur has a sweet, fruity flavor that is similar to honeydew melon.

Can I prepare this cocktail in advance for a party?

Yes, you can prepare the cocktail in advance. However, for the best taste, it's advised to shake each individual serving with ice just before serving.

Is this cocktail considered strong?

With 20% alcohol content, it is considered as a moderately strong cocktail.

Can I substitute the sour mix with something else?

Yes, lemon or lime juice can be used as a replacement for the sour mix to provide the cocktail with a tangy kick.

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